![]() Officer 1 - why do i have to do all the shooting Officer 1 - hey i can see my house from up here I just remembered the GTA SA Cops quotes: I mean, we need more "I smoke weed because it gives me knowledge" type lines from NPC's, because they were the sh*t. Nobody says anything funny outside of missions, peds are serious, cops are serious, ads are serious, etc. Quotes like that is what GTA needs, while this games humor isn't as dull as IV's was, it still was pretty bad.Įverything in this game is so serious (stop thinking of the Joker fatty), and its sad because the story isn't that serious especially with characters like Trevor but everything outside the story is just bleh. ![]() "Make me run and I'll get all sweaty" - VC Cops Although, once again impotent rage just drags out the rich hypocrite stereotype again and beats whatever blood was left in the dead horse out of it. ![]() Impotent rage and republican space rangers and kung fu rainbow lazer force were kind of funny, if only because they were at least willing to exaggerate more than the radio was. People probably put a lot of work into this. As opposed to today, where everyone just seems to want to point out how everyone else just sucks. I mean, it was before, but at least back in the vice city days it seemed like the people who wrote it were having fun. The humor just seems so mean spirited now. "But los angeles is full of starlets and-" YES I GET IT GTA V, SHUT UP! It really does make up most of the social commentary in this game. Sue Murray might have been funny if she wasn't the typical "Oh look they talk down to people and are usually teachers and want to tax the rich" stereotype. I mean, jock cranley might have been funny had arnold schwarzenegger not already have been governor of california for years. It seems like GTA V just wants to point out how everyone sucks without having the balls to take it to an insane degree. Oh and look, fernando is talking about the debt ceiling and apparently liberals are too sensitive about sexism. How is that funny? At least with lewis black you'd get a rant wherein he says his phone has gained sentience and he's going to name it and raise it as one of his own. ![]() actually why is that funny? You're just pointing out problems. Look at you and your big time comedy antics.Īlso, I GET IT! Los Angeles is full of washed up movie stars and entitled executives! I GET IT! It's funny because. Oh look, you quoted mitt romney's "What's good for the goose" quote, have another round. How is lazlow having a shame induced mental breakdown in any way funny? How is people literally taking the issues of the day and discussing them in the exact same way as we do in real life funny? Oh, you changed "Medical Marijuana" to "Medical Cocaine". It's gone from "Oh my god that guy sh*t his pants and that's hilarious" to "Oh my god that guy sh*t his pants and he's shamed his family forever, his dog has committed suicide, and he's contributing to the downfall of society.". ![]() There is not much exaggeration in GTA V's humor. Whether you had a nudist, a soccer mom, and a pastor discuss morality or a depressed man, a drugged chick, and a man trying to sell motivational tapes discuss positive thinking, it was always fun and crazy and exaggerated. And frankly, it's just something I can't avoid anymore?ĭo you remember pressing issues in vice city along with the commercials? Well, whenever I listen to or remember pressing issues, it always seemed like it was having a good time. ![]()
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